A Little Parenting Chuckle

June 4th, 2009

Last night after dinner hubby, son and I were playing together and all the sudden I noticed my son was making a straining face.  So I asked him if he needed to go potty, and he said yeah.  So my hubby took him upstairs while I was cleaning the playroom because it was almost bedtime.  All the sudden I heard my hubby calling me,

hubby: “Hon…. Come here!!  Hurry Up!!

So I ran upstairs only to find my naked son and my hubby with a pile of toilet paper in his hand. 

me:  “What happened”

hubby says frantically:  “He (pointing at my son) was pooping and all the sudden he stood up and said “All Done”.  I looked at the potty and there was nothing in there.  Turns out the poop stuck between his butt cheeks and it was dropping as he walked away.  Look!  I have one in my hand and it’s still warm!!  What am I ‘gonna do with this?”

me:  “Well… what the hell are you waiting for?  Drop it in the toilet bowl!!

I immediately lifted up my son and held both his knees up to make sure nothing “dropped”.  I cleaned him up, told my hubby to wipe off the bathroom floors with Clorox and took my son back for a bath.  After we both calmed, we started laughing hysterically.  I just couldn’t forget the panic look on my hubby’s face holding a piece of “fresh poop” and didn’t know what to do with it. 

This experience will definitely stick in our mind for a very long time….

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